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1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection? Huey Lewis & The News Time Flies: The Best of Huey Lewis & The News.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? cold tortillas with peanut butter and/or applesauce.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Finding Neverland, every fucking time.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? i'd probably have them tone down my rugged good looks a little. sometimes, it's just too much.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear? umm - yes all of them are.
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? spontaneous urination and/or nail biting.
7. Are you a pyromaniac? not since rehab
8. Do you have too many love interests? that going to depend on whether or not stalking counts.
9. Do you know anyone famous? i don't want to answer this.
10. Describe your bed. empty. desolate. horribly under-used. lego sheets.
11. Are you spontaneous or planned? depends which side of my brain wins that day. usually a little planned.
12. Who would play you in a movie? John Cusack
13. Do you know how to play poker? i know how to lose at poker. does that count?
14. What do you carry with you at all times? wit, sarcasm, charm, etc.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid? Kenner my imaginary friend.
16. Are you happy with your given name? i'm not a huge fan of my middle name, but I like the Brandon and the Green parts.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? not enough. without the internet, i would be forced to experience the abyss that is my own life.
18. What color is your bedroom? this shitty looking blue color that my sister painted it.
19. What was the last song you were listening to? Ben Gibbard - the acoustic version of "Recycled Air"
20. Have you ever been in a play? yes, back in elementary school. i think i played the Captain of a ship in one of them. i was a cow in the other one. we did really fucked up plays in that school.
21. Have you ever been in love? unfortunately.
22. Do you talk a lot? only when someone wants me to shut up.
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? fuck yes. i kick ass.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? most of the time.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? neither.
27. What is your ideal marriage location? anywhere but in a church.
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? drums.
29. Favorite fabric? felt
30. Something you love and hate? my face.
31. What kind of bedding do you use? soft kind - usually from Pier 1.
32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life? that would require me to have a sex life in the first place. so, no.
33. What's the one language you want to learn? Japanese. cursing in English is losing its appeal.
34. How do you eat an apple? usually with my mouth. who writes these fucking questions?
35. What do you order at a bar? sunshine wheat or blue moon.
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts? nope.
37. Do you have tattoos? not yet.
39. Do you drive a stick? no.
40. What's one trait you hate in a person? ignorance.
41. What kind of watch do you wear? i buy lots of watches but never wear them.
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic? not if you don't count CDs and DVDs.
44. What do you cook the best? migas
45. Favorite writing instrument? wooden pencils. Jesus Christ, you really suck at writing questions.
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? depends on how many shots i've done.
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? probably.
48. What's one car you will never buy? Buick.
49. What kind of books do you like to read? anything that won't end up on Oprah's Book Club.
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do? lines of blow off of hooker's asses. i'd probably open up my boutique.
51. Burial or cremation? shot into space. nobody would visit my grave, so why have one?
52. How many online journals do you read regularly? way too many.
53. What's one thing you're a loser at? getting laid. i couldn't get laid in Singapore with a fist full of $20s.
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? playfully sarcastic and rude comments.
55. Do you cry in front of your friends? no.
56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? what an immature asshole.
57. What's one thing you like to do alone? masturbation... actually, that isn't entirely true.
58. Are you a giver or a taker? Depends. if you're interested in sleeping with me, then i'm totally a giver. if not, then i'm pretty much a taker.
59. when's the last time you cried? i have no idea. two weeks ago or something like that.
60. Favorite communication method? smoke signlas
61. How many drinks before you're tipsy? depends. if you're interested in sleeping with me, zero. if not, 5 or 6.
62. Do you think you're cute? i'd fuck me. i guess that's a "yes."
63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? i tend to have more of a problem with keeping my clothes on in front of friends.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? cold tortillas with peanut butter and/or applesauce.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Finding Neverland, every fucking time.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? i'd probably have them tone down my rugged good looks a little. sometimes, it's just too much.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear? umm - yes all of them are.
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? spontaneous urination and/or nail biting.
7. Are you a pyromaniac? not since rehab
8. Do you have too many love interests? that going to depend on whether or not stalking counts.
9. Do you know anyone famous? i don't want to answer this.
10. Describe your bed. empty. desolate. horribly under-used. lego sheets.
11. Are you spontaneous or planned? depends which side of my brain wins that day. usually a little planned.
12. Who would play you in a movie? John Cusack
13. Do you know how to play poker? i know how to lose at poker. does that count?
14. What do you carry with you at all times? wit, sarcasm, charm, etc.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid? Kenner my imaginary friend.
16. Are you happy with your given name? i'm not a huge fan of my middle name, but I like the Brandon and the Green parts.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? not enough. without the internet, i would be forced to experience the abyss that is my own life.
18. What color is your bedroom? this shitty looking blue color that my sister painted it.
19. What was the last song you were listening to? Ben Gibbard - the acoustic version of "Recycled Air"
20. Have you ever been in a play? yes, back in elementary school. i think i played the Captain of a ship in one of them. i was a cow in the other one. we did really fucked up plays in that school.
21. Have you ever been in love? unfortunately.
22. Do you talk a lot? only when someone wants me to shut up.
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? fuck yes. i kick ass.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? most of the time.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? neither.
27. What is your ideal marriage location? anywhere but in a church.
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? drums.
29. Favorite fabric? felt
30. Something you love and hate? my face.
31. What kind of bedding do you use? soft kind - usually from Pier 1.
32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life? that would require me to have a sex life in the first place. so, no.
33. What's the one language you want to learn? Japanese. cursing in English is losing its appeal.
34. How do you eat an apple? usually with my mouth. who writes these fucking questions?
35. What do you order at a bar? sunshine wheat or blue moon.
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts? nope.
37. Do you have tattoos? not yet.
39. Do you drive a stick? no.
40. What's one trait you hate in a person? ignorance.
41. What kind of watch do you wear? i buy lots of watches but never wear them.
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic? not if you don't count CDs and DVDs.
44. What do you cook the best? migas
45. Favorite writing instrument? wooden pencils. Jesus Christ, you really suck at writing questions.
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? depends on how many shots i've done.
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? probably.
48. What's one car you will never buy? Buick.
49. What kind of books do you like to read? anything that won't end up on Oprah's Book Club.
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do? lines of blow off of hooker's asses. i'd probably open up my boutique.
51. Burial or cremation? shot into space. nobody would visit my grave, so why have one?
52. How many online journals do you read regularly? way too many.
53. What's one thing you're a loser at? getting laid. i couldn't get laid in Singapore with a fist full of $20s.
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? playfully sarcastic and rude comments.
55. Do you cry in front of your friends? no.
56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? what an immature asshole.
57. What's one thing you like to do alone? masturbation... actually, that isn't entirely true.
58. Are you a giver or a taker? Depends. if you're interested in sleeping with me, then i'm totally a giver. if not, then i'm pretty much a taker.
59. when's the last time you cried? i have no idea. two weeks ago or something like that.
60. Favorite communication method? smoke signlas
61. How many drinks before you're tipsy? depends. if you're interested in sleeping with me, zero. if not, 5 or 6.
62. Do you think you're cute? i'd fuck me. i guess that's a "yes."
63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? i tend to have more of a problem with keeping my clothes on in front of friends.
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