some people

i was at a bar recently ordering a drink. a man sidled up besides me to do the same thing. this guy looked like Rollie Fingers on a 2 month long meth binge (with handle bar mustache and all). he started talking to me about his beating of a roofing job and how he had to haul his ass up to McKinney the other day and so forth. i wasn't really paying attention. i wasn't paying attention until he pulled a week old kitten out of his shirt pocket and dropped it on the bar (all the while smoking and drinking cheap scotch). i said, "Jesus Fucking Christ that's a cat!!!" the drunken man replied, "i know i got it at the fair. i'm sure to rake in the ladies now'"

that was the saddest thing i have ever experienced in my life. that poor fucking cat, it doesn't even know how to order a drink!!!!!