Monday, April 28, 2008

about me

Name: Brandon
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Location: Texas

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Birthday: 8/31
Star/Zodiac Sign: Virgo (had to look it up to be sure)
Unique talents: making faces, cartoon voices, my felt skills are phenomenal
Explain your username: it's a long story from college. basically it is a play on words. i am a designer and i get pleasure from it.

Your Past: my mom worked at a sonic, my dad worked on an oil pipeline. while passing through Oklahoma said dad met said mom while she wore roller skates and served him a coney. 7 weeks later they were at a courthouse getting married (that was December 28th 1977). 8 months later i erupted from my mothers loins (that was august 31st 1978).

Your Present: i work for a retailer as an Art Director - when i am not working i am usually crafting something or listening to music or both at the same time. i can also be found watching movies and reading books - sometimes you can find me in the corner at a dark dive bar.

Your Future: doc brown has yet to return the DeLorean to me - so i really couldn't tell you. i know i want to open up an independent craft boutique to help support local artists and craftsters.

List 3 things you like about yourself
1 my eyes
2 my crooked smile
3 the gap in my top front teeth

List 3 things others do/would like about you
1 my wit
2 my compassion
3 my creativity

List 3 things that make you a good friend
1 loyalty
2 humor
3 generous

5 things you enjoy doing with friends:
1 crafting
2 drinking
3 telling stories
4 running
5 eating

5 favourite songs:
1 Click, Click, Click, Click - Bishop Allen
2 Wonderwall - Ryan Adams
3 Maybe I'm Amazed - Paul McCartney
4 With or Without You - U2
5 Love Will Find You in the End - Daniel Johnston

5 favourite first ladies (based on personality and looks:
1Jackie Kennedy
2Ellen Arthur
3Hannah Van Buren
4Nancy Reagan
5Rosalyn Carter

My opinion on dressing up animals: if it helps me sell a product and the animal is having fun i am all for it. if it makes you feel good and coordinates with your outfit - punch yourself in the face.


The most important thing in life is: take care of your feet

If you were famous what would you like to be famous for? flirting?

If you could be a fictional character who would you be and why? Kilgore Trout - why not

You find $500 dollars. What do you do with it? put it in my pocket and run

If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be and why? Moses - cause i need to know how he felt about being abandoned

What have been the best and worst times in your life thus far? best time is when i was 6 - i had tons of toys and didn't have any responsibilities. worst times - may 12th 2007 - march 25th 2008. i completely started my life over from scratch. well not completely i didn't want to do the whole diaper thing again.

Who are you closer to friends or family? family - i lost my friends.

What is your most embarrassing moment? can't remember actually

You're sent to an deserted island to live for the rest of your life, you can only bring 1 person 5 things with you. Who do you bring, and what objects do you take? my son. a wiffleball, a wiffleball bat, pencil, paper, bottle