mental masturbation

- Rant is porn for my brain

- Chuck Palahniuk is my Jenna Jameson

......with each turned page my brain is penetrated by words.......the stimulation is spine tingling, i rip at the fabric in my seat as i get further and further into the plot..............i can feel the juices within my brain churning ready to explode......just as i am about to loose it.............i find myself distracted with a new character or a new twist.......this makes me hold off on letting myself release..........i can hear my breath steadily increase as i finish this chapter.....i feel my cerebellum erect, these words tease it and rub it.....i feel the last paragraph quickly approaching.......my feet are now fidgeting with the legs of this chair....i as get to the last word of the last sentence of the last paragraph it happens............i had a phrengasm.