green et al. , 2007

i am not usually a person who takes delight in quoting themselves, but i am have to make an exception in this case. while talking on-line earlier today, i uttered the following sentence:

"do 'private dick' and 'private eye' mean the same thing, or am i confusing real life with porn once again?"


the fact that i asked this question in complete sincerity only serves to make it that much more hilarious. on the other hand, it is kinda sad that i have reached a point in my life where that fine line between porn and reality has been completely obliterated.